This is a close-up video of the sun reflecting off the water taken during a hi-speed boat ride from Bellagio to Como on Lake Como in Italy. There are no effects, the purple is feedback/ noise from the video camera (canon g7).

I’m not sure who the music is by. If you know, let me know.

note: I was not high when I made this.

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Should I be scared that there are dozens of little yellow penises growing in my plant inside my home?

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Get into the Alone Zone with the Guest Eliminator!

A great way to drive unwanted or lingering guests out of your place in a hurry.

Here’s how it works:
1) Set the system up in a discreet location in your home
2) Place a piece of stinky food under (or on) the fan
3) Turn the fan on
4) Sit back and watch your guests leave almost immediately!

Note: If they ask about the smell, say you have no idea where it’s coming from.

Kit comes with clip fan and bowl.

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First come, first serve.

I’m going to be giving away some of my food over the next few weeks, so if the mayo doesn’t interest you, I also have about 15 cans of sardines, a couple “aged” granola bars, some lettuce “soup” in the bottom of my fridge (it was once a head of lettuce, but has taken on a new more mature look now), a few peeps to remember Easter 2003, and about four other exciting things. Want something? Just send an e-mail to marchorowitzsbigfoodgiveaway at ineedtostopsoon dot com. Postage is on you.

For those of you that were interested in the newly expired horseradish, sorry, gave it to the neighbors.

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