Acupuncture

This was weird and sort-of uncomfortable. The shock treatment stuff was a little much, and the whole time I was lying there feeling my knee twitch around, I couldn’t stop thinking of Pinhead from Hellraiser. The only relief from that thought was a remote with a little white button that was directly linked to a vibrating device in the doctor’s hip pocket.

I was totally safe, nothing was going to go wrong; no Pandora’s Box gateway was going to open up near my knee and suck me into a parallel universe, but I guess if that started to happen, I’d need a lot more than a white button. Maybe some serious counseling to start with followed by a heavy dose of lithium; and someone should probably take my driver’s license from me.

Boy my knee never felt better!