Filed under ------- 001 Evil, 001 Imagination, intss blog by on May 18th, 2007. Comment. 
This is the future of daytime court television programming. It’s evil and just dumb enough to appeal to the daytime audiences that are most likely hopped up/ plopped down on a cocktail of daytime pills.
The presiding judge is Count von Count.
The defendants on the show are folks accused by their neighbors, co-workers, friends, or family of being a servant of Satan (i.e. “possessed”). Occasionally, animals would be prosecuted as well.
If the defendant is pronounced guilty, s/he will be immediately sentenced. Then The Count would count the years of the sentence one by one with that awesome Roma music playing in the background; occasionally he would turn to the camera and give us a deep maniacal laugh (depending on the sentence, this could be a huge portion of the show… just see how long it takes to count to 180).
Once the sentence has been counted out in its entirety, the defendant would be released and have to go through an obstacle course while being chased by an angry mob equipped with torches, rakes, shovels, and spiked clubs. The guilty would be given a 30-second head start.
Slayer or Iron Maiden or a cover band of either would be the show’s official band. 90% of the people on the show would be guilty. The prosecutor would be the accuser, and if they are wrong in their accusation, they will be sentenced. That’s The Count’s rules.
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Filed under ------- 001 Evil, intss blog by on May 18th, 2007. Comment.
1) Accidentally throwing your retainer away
2) Old people who yell at you for walking on their lawn
3) Paris Hilton
4) Zombie Hockey Players
5) Spelling words that begin with the letter “x”
6) Getting vomited on
7) Hit and run people
8) The Abominable Snowman
9) Fangs
10) Really loud leaf blowers
11) Naming your child “Evil” or “Lightbright”
12) Banana peels
13) Crawl spaces
14) Bats flying at you in a cave
15) Angry birds flying at you in a parking lot
16) The shaky wheel on a shopping cart
17) Faulty brakes
18) Smoking guns
19) Broken electronics
20) Parking meters that “steal” your money
21) Bad Deals
22) Online Diplomas
p.s. please feel free to ad to this list in the comment section.
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Filed under ------- 001 Evil, intss blog by on May 17th, 2007. 5 Comments.
This is awesome and very evil, which is the theme this week, btw. All you need is you and a friend – each of you make an eye and take a picture.
That is at the mossy water falls of Limekiln State Park in Big Sur.
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Filed under ------- 001 Evil, intss blog by on May 16th, 2007. 2 Comments.
Note: Depending on what mail program you use, your confirmation may go toa junk folder – so look there too. This subscription thingy will be over there to the right soon, just gotta figure that out. Hold tight.
Filed under intss blog by on May 14th, 2007. Comment.
May 10, 2007
Sir or Madam,
Enclosed is my winning ticket in the “Beefstakes ‘84.” I would like to request that in lieu of my “GE Microwave Oven,” I would like to be awarded in “3 oz. jars of Hickory Farms Mustard” equivalent to the value of the oven. We do not have electricity, but are generally very hungry. If that cannot be arranged, please enclose a portion of a “New Dodge Caravan.” Even if you just send the tires, the countess believes that if we could just make it down the long hill and away from our crumbling estate, we’ll be that much closer to a better life in America. Every little bit helps.
Please excuse the lateness of my redemption. We happened upon a long-forgotten Red Cross cache of “Original Beef Sticks” while digging for Stalin’s gold.
Thank you,
Count Alonzo
Plovdiv, Bulgaria
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Filed under 034 Zach Ayers, intss blog by on May 11th, 2007. Comment.
Made my day!!!! I love the party store!
I’m goin’ back home to SF this weekend to be on a talkshow – The Heather Gold Show. It’s tomorrow, Friday! Details on here site under “LIVE.” Do it!
I added some new videos to the “VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” sidebar (hint – look right)
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Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on May 10th, 2007. 1 Comment.
I got this awesome paper cup envelope thing with some aspirin I bought at a convenience store. The advertising/ text is the best part.
Very inspiring! Here are some more (interpretive) ideas for “Another Innovative Idea for the ‘People on the Go’ ”
Hunt for your Own Food Grocery Store Chain – You’re given either a crossbow, rifle, shotgun, knife, or handgun to go and hunt for your own food. Some is prepackaged, some is not.
Prefabricated Love Letter Service Center or P.L.L.S.C – A place where you can go to get a love letter tailored to your needs. For a little extra, you can get a tape or CD with a love song on it that must be played when the letter is read.
Canoe trips through Moscow – Being towed through the streets of Moscow by a car while you sit in a canoe. I believe this would really bolster tourism in Russia anytime of the year.
The Brick Helicopter – See previous post.
If you have any ideas for people on the go, leave em in a comment!
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Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on May 9th, 2007. 3 Comments.
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This is simple schematic of an emergency helicopter that you can fashion out of things from around the house. Only build in the case of an extreme emergency. It’s a plus if you have brick laying skills.
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Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on May 6th, 2007. 1 Comment.
