this site is awesome!!!!!!! It’s my friend biz’s brainchild.
here is a sample I made. my dancing cell phone. i warn you it’s real dumb.go try it – http://hellodeo.com/hello
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As a side, if you like really loud music and fast drumming, you have to go find the band lightning bolt! It was one of the craziest shows I’ve ever been to.
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Filed under Amazing Finds, intss blog by on Apr 19th, 2007. Comment. 
An excerpt from Robot Boy’s autobiography:
In 1966, I had received a letter from the draft board informing me that I was going to Vietnam. I had been very content at MIT, counting the stars in the sky and deducing the feasibility of God. The US Government, however, saw use for me elsewhere – in the rice paddies of Southeast Asia. Alas, I was not a senator’s son’s robot nor did I have the vaccinations necessary to enter Canada. With no other option, I was immediately dispatched to a top secret Air Force base and flown under cover of darkness across the Pacific Ocean.
While en route, I received a phone call from President Johnson via my internal military band com-link. He said “Hey Robot Boy, you’re the only Goddam chance we’ve got out there against Communism. I want you to assassinate Ho Chi Minh. You do this and I’ll get you that female robot you’ve been asking for. Johnson out.” I will admit that the President’s offer was hard to refuse, but how would I gain access, let alone kill Ho Chi Minh? It had then occurred to me that Johnson believed that I was a killing machine rather than a counting machine. Little did he know, until this 26 hour flight, I had never left Cambridge. Before I could discuss this mistake with my military attaché, I was tossed off the back of the C-130 without a parachute. I was officially in “the shit.” Eight seconds later, I was captured.
My North Vietnamese captors took an immediate fondness of me, finding great use in my reflective aluminum frame to cook chicken. They were surprised to find that I could speak their language, but were incised when, after inserting a few hundred hao into my data slot, I would not sing their tribal songs. I had been mistaken for a jukebox. As a last-ditch effort, I recited pi to a million places to no avail. I was immediately moved to the American POW camp. This is where I met the beautiful Trung Nhi, sipping spring water from a lily. I suddenly found myself torn between completing my assassination mission and finding out about love. But that, as they say, is another story.
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Filed under 034 Zach Ayers, intss blog by on Apr 18th, 2007. Comment.
Yeeehaw!! I have a new project that I’m totally excited about! Here it is, the big unveiling (this is where I remove the big sheet)!
http://thecenterforimprovedliving.blogspot.com/
Here’s how this new site works:
Everyday, I will post a different action for you to do on http://thecenterforimprovedliving.blogspot.com/. All you have to do is post your response in the comment section of the action. You can complete any action at any time. That’s it – no gimmicky bullshit, just pure curiosity and excitement.
Soon, I hopefully will have the answer to being able to post images and video in the comments section so we can realize much more visual projects. But in the meantime they will be text based. If you know this answer, let me know.
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Filed under 004 The Center For Improved Living, intss blog by on Apr 17th, 2007. 1 Comment.
“hey everyone! I’m from the future. Don’t eat healthy foods, they’re the actual cause of death.”
brought to you by McDonalds-WalMart-Starbucks Inc.
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Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on Apr 15th, 2007. 1 Comment.
Not sure if Krull has anything to do with Friday the 13th, but this thing looks evil enough to make it to “Friday the 13th” status.
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Filed under Everything Else, intss blog by on Apr 13th, 2007. 1 Comment.
Toilet Seat Covers – Why are they so pathetic!??!! I remember when I saw my first toilet seat cover – I thought, ” finally I will never have to lay down toilet paper again!” Wrong – 8 times out of 10 I usually resort to the old fashioned method of carefully placing pieces of TP round the seat.
Those damn covers always rip when you try to get them out of the perforated box. Then you have to carefully tear out the center part, and once you get that all worked out on your 2nd or 3rd try, you have lay it down just right or the center part starts taking water too fast and the whole damn thing sinks into the bowl. To top that, at the sort of establishments I hang out, there is usually no lock on the stall door, making it a bit more urgently painful. And god knows whose what sort of rump has touched that seat before mine!
Here are a few techniques that you may wish to consider if you are suffering from toilet seat cover frustration:
Make a rubber seat cover and carry it with you.
Lacquer your ass.
Use the hover technique.
Ask management to install Turkish toilets.
Hold it in using a cork or sheer will.
Use my newly patented pending NIKE AIR TOILET and never again sit on a dirty seat.
(I’m trying to get Nike to sponsor this, then I can put a swoosh on the side – The Nike Air Toilet!!! Awesome. If you know anyone over there let me know)
But really in the end, what are you going to get from a toilet seat anyhow? As Columbia University’s Health Promotion Program sums it up: “Because toilet seats are not major culprits in spreading disease, paper or plastic seat covers offer little more than peace of mind. In fact, you have more to fear from bathroom door handles and faucets than from commodes.”
So all this for nothing.
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Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on Apr 13th, 2007. 2 Comments.
If you can’t afford a pool, we’ll build you a fake gold mine shaft entrance. That way it looks as if you have something really important going on and there absolutely is no time for a pool.
Your neighbors will think you’re gonna be rich, the kids will forget all about the idea of a pool, and you can finally hold family events at your house, impressing everyone due to your new found fortune.
Bring one of the most popular 19th century landscaping ideas into the 21st century.
Don’t miss this GOLDEN opportunity. If you call within the next 9 days, we’ll throw in a free burro and ten feet of rail.
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Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on Apr 12th, 2007. Comment.
