you can do this too. The fart has obviously been released from this bag and caused much damage. Make one and carry it with you. Release it in your absolute darkest moment.

Do it!

warning: most people WILL be disgusted at your efforts and you may loose friends.

that’s mr. extendooooo hair

that’s professional starer

I’ve been mostly doing this with post-it note cut-outs and paper with tape. I think it is time to make some proper stickers that have the thought bubble with “i’m in here” on it. If you’d like some, let me know; it could be our own little cult!

Order 25 of them by clicking going here ->

Then take pictures, post them on http://www.flickr.com and send the link to me. It’d be nice to get a whole site for this nonsense one of these fine days.

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I just got the following e-mail:

From: postmaster@mizuho-cb.co.jp
Subject: DELIVERY FAILURE: User not listed in address book.
Date: March 2, 2007 2:59:41 PM PST
To: oshxj@ineedtostopsoon.com

Your message (soggy mitt)?was not deliverd to (naoki.tsuchiya@mizuho-cb.co.jp
).

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I’ve never seen anything like this. I don’t remember writing anyone about “soggy mitt.” Inspiring though to think about a soggy mitt. This could be a whole adventure series – CAPTAIN SOGGYMITT AND BOB clean cars by day and fight evil supervillians by night.

Maybe their first mission was to destroy the man who says “neat” 30+ times a day – seems like an evil person.

I guess Soggymitt’s power could be an incredibly powerful wet slap – a very close range superpower. Bob could make up for that though and shoot easy cheese from his thumbs. So much cheese that it entirely covers the evil villian and he can’t move, then soggymitt comes in for the finishing moves.

What a duo! “Never say ‘neat’ again Mr. Neato!”

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Is there such a thing!?!?!

Completely separate issue, those are the two hardest words for me to spell.

Here is what an oliver pitter and stuffer machine looks like. I have been curious about this for years and I just got right down to the very bottom of it today.

it’s not a very big image but you get the idea. That thing works over time and you know it – think of all the pitted olives consumed in a day.

I wonder what happens when one of the pits gets stuck? Does it shoot olives everywhere like a baseball pitching machine?

Has anyone been to an olive pitting and stuffing factory? I kinda thought it was all hand done, that probably dies with the 50s.

I also thought that if you stretched all your intestines out they would reach the moon. I think I was told that when I was like 6 years old and I believed all the way up until I was 21. How could this happened?

I didn’t learn the order of the months until I was in 5th grade. Seriously, how do these things happen. How can people not know their left from their right still?

We need more books probably.

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This is great fun, especially if there is a cool floor like this one. It’s easy, lie down and play dead (note: face down is the most effective).

Seriously impress your friends while scaring people!

After a few moments of “being dead,” get up and laugh about it and make new friends with the strangers that were concerned about your well being.

This is way better than myspace!!!

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This rarely happens.

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