what are some funny things you can do around the office?? pranks and stuff.
you know things with highlighters, messing around your cubicle, doing something to your freindly co-workers, etc…
let me know, please comment if you have ideas.
Also, it’d be nice to know of some ways that you can completely waste your time around the office – while you’re getting paid of course.
thanx
Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on Sep 23rd, 2006. 11 Comments. 
What happens when you let 15,000 angry rabbits loose during a standard 3k race… the RABID RABBIT RUN!
Please join us in Elysian Park, Los Angeles this Sunday the 24th for an event that will beat the shit out of Pamplona’s Running of the Bulls! The race begins at 8am near the Police Academy. If you haven’t signed up and would like to, please let me know. We are not responsible for injury, accident, or death. Thanks!!
Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on Sep 21st, 2006. 1 Comment.
1) First up, failed inventions. I thought for sure this would work. A plunger paper towel holder. Eh?
2) Call the IRS – 800.829.8374. Listen to the automated female voice. It’s so hot! Why can’t I date that voice? It would be so much easier and cheaper then the real dating process. I could just occasionally call her and she could comfort me, “welcome to the internal revenue service, our office is currently closed… TOUCH TONE… REFUND… PRESS.” OH GOD!!!!!!
I could send the IRS automated female voice frozen TV dinners on dry ice and the occasional flower. I could spoon with my cordless while she asks me to press and say things! It could be soooooo good! The IRS really ought to consider having a 900 number for people like me; they’d make a killing.
3) I had a very Jewish day yesterday – I went to two doctors and a lawyer. Amazing! This kinda stuff makes my mom so proud! I made this lovely photo whilst at my first doctor’s appt. I have strep throat – sucks! I have to take these huge day glow pills that have “ET” written on them.
4) I had a really messed-up dream about a week ago where there were all these crocodiles running around a pool. One of em tried attacking me – I grabbed it and struggled with it a bit until I realized I could turn the bastard into a pot of coffee and pour him into the pool. What the fuck kinda super power is that, “Yeah I can turn crocks into coffee.”
“Oh yeah, well, I can turn stingrays into diet coke.”
I’ll miss you Steve Irwin; that would have served you well.
Anyhow, this oddly gave me the idea of an animal attack amusement park! Think about get trampled by a stampede of giraffes, or getting the shit kicked out of you by an angry pack of orangutans, or covering up in meat and having a bunch of hyenas go to town on you. How exhilarating!!!!! You would of course be wearing protective gear designed by our buddy Troy Hurtubise, who, by the way is incredible.
See it now – “Project Grizzly” starring Troy Hurtubise
Here’s some info:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Hurtubise
Discovery Channel’s Fire Paste Video
Filed under 001 Imagination, 037 Video, intss blog by on Sep 21st, 2006. Comment.
This is just one of my newest farm animal-vegitable hybrid creations. I also have the carracow (half cow half carrot) and the lechelamb (half lamb half leche fruit). Look for me in the papers! I’m gonna get seven jets and a remote controlled bear skin rug!
[tags]roostapotata, animal, rooster, potato, awesome, cow, carrot[/tags]
Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on Jul 31st, 2006. 2 Comments.
I did a little research today and found out that in many urban areas in Southern & Central California there is a Jack in the Box fastfood restaurant within three blocks of every hospital! I honestly think they are planning a strategic attack on their friendly, harmless, neighboring hospitals. Here is what one of their attacks might look like:
Here’s how this would happen: The Jack in the Box restaurant would literal fly up on top of the hospital and surround it with a forcefield so nobody can get in or out. Then it would unload it’s alien employees and possessed foodstuffs into the hospital, where they would shoot super deadly lazers at everything. The chicken sandwich is the most dangerous cause it can cloak itself and change size whenever it wants. It gets so small and then flys into your body and expands, and then you can guess what happens.
This is going to happen; it’s only a matter of time before it does. Beware and warn others of this plan!!
The only way to defeat these jack in the box aliens is with lightsabers – you can get them at most jedi shops or Kmart.
Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on Jun 27th, 2006. Comment.
I was told last night by my friend Miguel that he always wants to call my site ineedtospoon.com, so I thought I’d just run wih that. I’ve secured the domain name www.ineedtospoon.com, and I will have it up and running in the next few weeks hopefully.
Basically it is a site entirely dedicated to pictures of spooning. And very, very soon you’ll be able to submit photos of you or your friends, strangers, pets, trees, etc. engaged in the loving act of spooning. And you can craeat your very own spooning profile.
This is exaclty what the world needs now!
If you’d like to submit spooning pics now, please send em to me at marc at ineedtostopsoon dot com with a caption and I’ll just start posting them. Thanks and I look forward to this!
I am not picking up the art of focusing very quickly – dammit.
[tags]spooning, spoon, love, hug, project, website, action[/tags]
Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on Jun 9th, 2006. 1 Comment.
Recently I held the 3rd Annual INTSS Sci-fi Spelling Bee at the Beverly Garland Hotel in Studio City, California. I can’t believe Darth Vader showed up?!?!
CLICK HERE TO SEE A SHORT VIDEO SEE OF A COUPLE CONTESTANTS
if you’d like to see more – let me know and I’ll try to edit and post the whole thing.
[tags]darth, vader, scifi, spelling, bee, intss, beverly, garland, hotel, event, star, wars, star, trek, sullouston[/tags]
Filed under 001 Imagination, 037 Video, intss blog by on May 12th, 2006. 14 Comments.
Busy thinking today. I’ve buried myself here in the dirt and sat in this dark cavernous place conjuring up the next thing.
I should get paid for these kind of intense brainstorming sessions.
p.s. that is a snorkel btw, so I can breathe.
[tags]breathe, snorkel, ideas, brainstorming, cash, bury, fun[/tags]
Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on May 8th, 2006. Comment.
