This was definitely an interesting dinner. I was approached by Playboy Radio to have dinner with some of their ladies, more specifically Christy Canyon, Julie Ashton, and Tiffany Granath. We were to have dinner live on the air while taking calls from curious listeners.

I never thought I could turn so many shades of red at first, but after a while, I got used to the nature of the whole thing. Most of the callers were truckers and folks from the Midwest. I’d love to repeat some of the conversations with the callers, but I want to keep this site somewhat G rated. So I’ll keep it clean – Christy’s favorite sandwich is corned beef, she made her last video about eight years ago, and she recently published an autobiography titled none else than “Lights, Camera, Sex.” Tiffany recently just got married and Julie retired and moved to Florida with her husband. Christy and Julie both have fake vaginas modeled after their very own that are for sale (note: I found a used one for sale on e-bay – scarey!).

Moral of the dinner – Porn stars are very nice people and they retire early.

P.S.: Those big satellites kinda look like the playboy bunny’s ears. I’m sure they planned it.

I was in a great article in CNN Money (they mention my project at the end of the article – see below). A merry prankster?

Some shop droppers are just merry pranksters. Photographer Marc Horowitz was shooting pictures for a Crate & Barrel catalogue and wrote “Dinner with Marc,” followed by his home phone number, onto a dry erase board built into a piece of furniture he was photographing. The scribble was meant to make the shot seem more realistic, so imagine Horowitz’s surprise when he was subsequently deluged with phone calls from catalogue recipients looking to make dinner plans.

Horowitz couldn’t resist turning it into a project and launched his “National Dinner Tour,” in which he is driving around the country and having dinner with people who responded to his ad. Horowitz has been chronicling his adventures on his web log and is currently putting together a TV show about his high jinks, which he is shopping around to networks, according to his web log.

Click here to read the full article.

Definition of jinks: 1. A quick, evasive turn. 2. Rambunctious play; frolic.

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My appearance got postponed – a bummer, but I’ll be on soon hopefully. Please keep posted and I’m sorry for all of the lost sleep. Free chamomile for all!

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In the meanwhile enjoy these photos from a project I did a little while back – The Affirmation Badge Station (TABS). Upon entering a comedy show, I asked folks to write down an affirmation on a name badge, affix it to their shirt, and then look into the mirror and repeat it. I guess my affirmation today is I wasn’t on the Craig Ferguson show last night and my RV is leaking transmission fluid, but at least I don’t work at Chuck E Cheese anymore!

Yours?

These might make for nice tattoos if your short on ideas.

My first late night talk show appearance! This is going to be fun; I’m off to the hotel they are putting me in tonight – The Sofitel. No RV camping tonight!

If you’re in the mood for some TV tomorrow at 12:30am tune into CBS’s The Late, Late Show w/ Craig Ferguson. It’s on right after Letterman.

If you have any last minute suggestions for something I should do on the show, by all means, shoot. Also, if you have any relaxation techniques that would help too as I’m a wee-bit nervous.

Click here for more info on the show

Tomorrow’s my big day – I turn 29 years old! I can’t believe it. For me, this is the age in which you really question yourself – what you’re doing, where you’re living, and the things around you. So with that in mind, let’s see… I just temporarily moved to LA to work on getting together a TV show. Check. I’ll be living in my RV right outside the production company I’m working with. Check. I’m not getting paid. Check. I haven’t held a “real” job in almost a year. Check. I’m going to be on my first late show (Craig Ferguson) on Wednesday. Check. And this all is feeling pretty strange. Check.

But I do have an office now.

click here to watch a short about moving into my new LA TV production office

And as a side, right before leaving SF, I saw this happy little reminder someone taped to their window. It puts all this into perspective.

click here for video of “faxing off the big deal”

Today is a big day – I faxed off the contract to 44 Blue Productions and ICM to start working on a TV show for the Dinner Tour; I’ve left my apartment, sold my stuff, said my goodbyes, packed the RV, and I’m finally leaving my home town to go to Los Angeles to do the Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson and began approaching networks about NDT TV. Wish me luck!

click here for video of “faxing off the big deal”

I wrapped up some post office business yesterday and I went out to the lot to drive off in my RV. As I was walking along, I noticed an older gentleman get into the passenger side of my RV. I thought that was a bit odd and I approached him. “Do you need a ride somewhere?” I asked.

“Damn! I do this all the time,” he said embarrassingly and walked two cars over and got into what I think was the right car, an 80s Cadillac.

I wished him luck and secretly wished he had come along with me.

This was rather inspiring. I’d like to start getting into people’s cars while they are waiting in front of places or in parking lots. I don’t know exactly what I’d say, maybe, “It’s really crazy out there, let’s just go home” or “do mind if I get a ride with you up the street?” or maybe just silently look at them.

Have you ever done anything like this? I’m sure someone has. It could get quite dangerous depending on where you are and whom you get in the car with.

p.s. I had a really vivid dream last night that I had dinner with Oprah Winfrey and her entourage. She lived much more humbly than I thought.

This is a pretty incredible story that I’ll get to writing a bit later. stay tuned…

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Jack Hanley owns a very respectable gallery in San Francisco. He’s responsible, some would say, for bringing a great many artists to life through showing them at his gallery. He has a keen eye and an interesting presence. His gallery really isn’t like most galleries. Sure it is a white room with art on the walls, but you get this feeling that Jack may have moved his couch, throw rug, and television to the backroom to make some space for the opening crowd.

There was a fairly big crowd at Leslie Shows’ opening, and no shortage of hipsters, strange haircuts, attitude, and road bikes. Her work is nothing less than amazing. She meticulously collages ephemera to huge sheets of plywood tying it all together using painting and drawing to create these incredible dreamlike landscapes that really can consume you.

Seeing her work is sort of like walking around without your wallet, feeling really hungry, and suddenly you pass a burger joint. The smell wafts in you nose and you peer through the glass to see a really fat, juicy cheeseburger (or vegiburger) that’s ready to get eaten; with nothing you can do, you just have to walk away from it with a beautiful dream and another wish. Oh yeah, and you’re not on earth during this experience, you’re walking around in some parallel magical world, like Narnia; so you could run into someone like Prince Caspian after this affair.

You have to see her work – click here!

After the show a few of us headed to this nice little Italian establishment a few blocks down. We swapped stories, shared some fine wine and appetizers, and ate a nice meal together.

I was told I look like a skinny version of Cake’s lead singer, John McCrea.