I’m out here in Geneva having a show at Analix Forever Gallery. Showing “the Center for Improved Living.”
there is a ton more pics of the work here – http://www.flickr.com/photos/marchorowitz/sets/72157602060759965/
Filed under 004 The Center For Improved Living, intss blog by on Sep 17th, 2007. 1 Comment. 
First come, first serve.
I’m going to be giving away some of my food over the next few weeks, so if the mayo doesn’t interest you, I also have about 15 cans of sardines, a couple “aged” granola bars, some lettuce “soup” in the bottom of my fridge (it was once a head of lettuce, but has taken on a new more mature look now), a few peeps to remember Easter 2003, and about four other exciting things. Want something? Just send an e-mail to marchorowitzsbigfoodgiveaway at ineedtostopsoon dot com. Postage is on you.
For those of you that were interested in the newly expired horseradish, sorry, gave it to the neighbors.
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Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on Aug 20th, 2007. 1 Comment.
Get into the Alone Zone with the Guest Eliminator!
A great way to drive unwanted or lingering guests out of your place in a hurry.
Here’s how it works:
1) Set the system up in a discreet location in your home
2) Place a piece of stinky food under (or on) the fan
3) Turn the fan on
4) Sit back and watch your guests leave almost immediately!
Note: If they ask about the smell, say you have no idea where it’s coming from.
Kit comes with clip fan and bowl.
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Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on Aug 13th, 2007. 4 Comments.
Should I be scared that there are dozens of little yellow penises growing in my plant inside my home?
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Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on Aug 7th, 2007. 3 Comments.
This is a close-up video of the sun reflecting off the water taken during a hi-speed boat ride from Bellagio to Como on Lake Como in Italy. There are no effects, the purple is feedback/ noise from the video camera (canon g7).
I’m not sure who the music is by. If you know, let me know.
note: I was not high when I made this.
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Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on Aug 5th, 2007. 2 Comments.
Here’s some image from the work in the show. For all images, visit http://www.flickr.com/photos/marchorowitz/sets/72157601172660405/
George Clooney decided not to show up, but I did go to his house – it’s too big.
Shinguard Armor (on mannequin). This is for people with a fear of sharp objects.
The Fight Noise with Noise Kit (and campaign posters).
Fight Noise with Noise Kit Instructions:
1) Find someone (an offender) that displeases you with his or her noise — be it a loud motorcycle, a late-nite party, or a barking dog.
2) If you don’t already know where the offender lives, find out. For example, if the offender rides a loud motorcycle that keeps roaring by, follow them to their home.
3) Return to the offender’s home around three or four in the morning on a workday with the Fight Noise with Noise (FNWN) kit.
4) Open the FNWN kit, tape the appropriate card (three are provided and one is blank for your choosing) to their front door or as close as possible.
5) Assemble the air horn by putting the trumpet in the hole on the canister.
6) Plug your ears with earplugs (provided).
7) Quickly tape down the top of the air horn so it continuously goes off.
8) Throw it on their roof or in some shrubbery.
9) Exit the scene quickly.
Thank you for purchasing the Fight Noise with Noise Kit. Enjoy your life.
I slept in the gallery under my “personal spam” hoping I’d get rich…
This is the official kit for selling the “Mystery Bags o change.” Basically you sell each bag for $5 and the person may reoup their money or they may loose out or they could hit the jackpot. It’s like a homemade lottery system (the seller always comes out on top – shhhhhhh!)
The DIY (do it yourself) Helicopter. You can make one of these if you have a brick house and take it apart. Good luck and let me know how it goes!
Here’s a collage of the Remote-controlled Bear Skin Rug. It is actually a big drawing and he remote is seperate and 3 dimensional (just in case you cared).
For all images, visit http://www.flickr.com/photos/marchorowitz/sets/72157601172660405/
p.s. Here’s George Clooney’s fancy Villa – he didn’t answer.
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Filed under 038 AMT Gallery Show, intss blog by on Jul 23rd, 2007. Comment.
