This is the future of daytime court television programming. It’s evil and just dumb enough to appeal to the daytime audiences that are most likely hopped up/ plopped down on a cocktail of daytime pills.

The presiding judge is Count von Count.

The defendants on the show are folks accused by their neighbors, co-workers, friends, or family of being a servant of Satan (i.e. “possessed”). Occasionally, animals would be prosecuted as well.

If the defendant is pronounced guilty, s/he will be immediately sentenced. Then The Count would count the years of the sentence one by one with that awesome Roma music playing in the background; occasionally he would turn to the camera and give us a deep maniacal laugh (depending on the sentence, this could be a huge portion of the show… just see how long it takes to count to 180).

Once the sentence has been counted out in its entirety, the defendant would be released and have to go through an obstacle course while being chased by an angry mob equipped with torches, rakes, shovels, and spiked clubs. The guilty would be given a 30-second head start.

Slayer or Iron Maiden or a cover band of either would be the show’s official band. 90% of the people on the show would be guilty. The prosecutor would be the accuser, and if they are wrong in their accusation, they will be sentenced. That’s The Count’s rules.

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1) Accidentally throwing your retainer away
2) Old people who yell at you for walking on their lawn
3) Paris Hilton
4) Zombie Hockey Players
5) Spelling words that begin with the letter “x”
6) Getting vomited on
7) Hit and run people
8) The Abominable Snowman
9) Fangs
10) Really loud leaf blowers
11) Naming your child “Evil” or “Lightbright”
12) Banana peels
13) Crawl spaces
14) Bats flying at you in a cave
15) Angry birds flying at you in a parking lot
16) The shaky wheel on a shopping cart
17) Faulty brakes
18) Smoking guns
19) Broken electronics
20) Parking meters that “steal” your money
21) Bad Deals
22) Online Diplomas

p.s. please feel free to ad to this list in the comment section.

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This is awesome and very evil, which is the theme this week, btw. All you need is you and a friend – each of you make an eye and take a picture.

That is at the mossy water falls of Limekiln State Park in Big Sur.

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