We are so stressed in the future because of over-population, over-stimulation, and increasing demands that we evolve to grow a “skin chimney” or a stressus propulus that looks much like a snork on the top left side of our head’s. It keeps us from having a stroke by spewing forth blood clots and strange gunk in times of stress.
The skin chimney grows in size with us and as we get older it sags. Stressed out peoples sag early, but there is medication, corrective surgery, and braces to help with that. Lot’s of folks customize their “chimney” – getting it tattooed like a brick chimney, encrusting it in gold dust or diamonds for that bling-bling look, mutilating and piercing it, etc.
just feel the left side of your head now, feel that little bump? It’s gonna happen and you read it here first.
[tags]evolution marc horowitz stress[/tags]
Filed under ------- 002 Evolution, intss blog by on May 22nd, 2007. 3 Comments. 
In the future there are no public restrooms and traffic becomes so horrible that you can’t ever make it anywhere in time to pee. So naturally with these impediments, our bladders evolve and become 5 – 7 times its current size so that we can hold our pee for 14 – 18 hours.
Amazing how the bladder grows down over the upper quadriceps femoris. Just incredible!
p.s. I had a dream last night that I went ahead and had a surgery to make my bladder bigger. It such a weird dream. The doctor was taunting me, do you want to be true to your work, then do this, make your bladder bigger as an example. I did, it was strange.
[tags]evolution bladder future marc horowitz[/tags]
Filed under ------- 002 Evolution, 001 Imagination, intss blog by on May 21st, 2007. 2 Comments.
This really exists, Union Square Parking Garage, San Francisco.
Starting this day forth, every week I will post a theme, like this past week’s theme was evil, and I will make posts according to that theme. Weekends will be “free days” for all the other stuff. Seems good. You like that idea or is it too confining?
Sneak peak of next week’s theme………………………………………………………………………..evolution.
Filed under 001 Imagination, 011 Weekly Themes, intss blog by on May 19th, 2007. 2 Comments.
Filed under ------- 001 Evil, 001 Imagination, intss blog by on May 18th, 2007. Comment.
This is the future of daytime court television programming. It’s evil and just dumb enough to appeal to the daytime audiences that are most likely hopped up/ plopped down on a cocktail of daytime pills.
The presiding judge is Count von Count.
The defendants on the show are folks accused by their neighbors, co-workers, friends, or family of being a servant of Satan (i.e. “possessed”). Occasionally, animals would be prosecuted as well.
If the defendant is pronounced guilty, s/he will be immediately sentenced. Then The Count would count the years of the sentence one by one with that awesome Roma music playing in the background; occasionally he would turn to the camera and give us a deep maniacal laugh (depending on the sentence, this could be a huge portion of the show… just see how long it takes to count to 180).
Once the sentence has been counted out in its entirety, the defendant would be released and have to go through an obstacle course while being chased by an angry mob equipped with torches, rakes, shovels, and spiked clubs. The guilty would be given a 30-second head start.
Slayer or Iron Maiden or a cover band of either would be the show’s official band. 90% of the people on the show would be guilty. The prosecutor would be the accuser, and if they are wrong in their accusation, they will be sentenced. That’s The Count’s rules.
[tags]marc horowitz countvoncount count court tv daytime television slayer iron maiden satan judge possessed[/tags]
Filed under ------- 001 Evil, intss blog by on May 18th, 2007. Comment.
1) Accidentally throwing your retainer away
2) Old people who yell at you for walking on their lawn
3) Paris Hilton
4) Zombie Hockey Players
5) Spelling words that begin with the letter “x”
6) Getting vomited on
7) Hit and run people
8) The Abominable Snowman
9) Fangs
10) Really loud leaf blowers
11) Naming your child “Evil” or “Lightbright”
12) Banana peels
13) Crawl spaces
14) Bats flying at you in a cave
15) Angry birds flying at you in a parking lot
16) The shaky wheel on a shopping cart
17) Faulty brakes
18) Smoking guns
19) Broken electronics
20) Parking meters that “steal” your money
21) Bad Deals
22) Online Diplomas
p.s. please feel free to ad to this list in the comment section.
[tags]evil things marc horowitz[/tags]
Filed under ------- 001 Evil, intss blog by on May 17th, 2007. 5 Comments.
This is awesome and very evil, which is the theme this week, btw. All you need is you and a friend – each of you make an eye and take a picture.
That is at the mossy water falls of Limekiln State Park in Big Sur.
[tags]evil eye shadow limekiln state park marc horowitz[/tags]
Filed under ------- 001 Evil, intss blog by on May 16th, 2007. 2 Comments.
