Chair Throwing Blunder from HS

Since I released the commercial for my high school, all my old HS friends have been hitting me up on facebook. Here is by far the best message string:

John sent you a message.
Subject: MarC and C is For Castle. (Whatever) lol

Quick question…
Do you remember throwing a chair at me from the 5th floor balcony at the Edgewater resort in Panama City beach?
Until recently that was my last memory of you.
Funny stuff…

My Reply: wow!!! No I don’t remember doing that! Did it hit you? That sounds xxxtreme!

John sent you a message.
Re: MarC and C is For Castle. (Whatever) lol

“Really, we were walking through the parking lot to the beach. Whoever you were staying with was yelling up at you. We started yelling with him, and then you appeared on the balcony, looked down at us and then threw a chair. It broke. We ran. As we were running away security was running towards the chair. It was fucked-funny…”