I string telemarketers along and then hang up saying my house is on fire.
I overfeed my goldfish (when I have them).
I secretly want to sit in a Walgreen’s parking lot and drink Bartles and James and listen to Jimmy Buffet.
I spit my gum out in the gutter.
I know people that still hang their high school tassel from their rear view mirror.
[tags]marc horowitz personal stuff[/tags]
Filed under Everything Else, intss blog by on Sep 22nd, 2007. Comment. 
Read the write-up of the show written by Marisa Olsen by clicking here (its a word document)..
[tags]marc horowitz center improved living brunch eating activities[/tags]
Filed under 004 The Center For Improved Living, intss blog by on Sep 21st, 2007. Comment.
I’m out here in Geneva having a show at Analix Forever Gallery. Showing “the Center for Improved Living.”
there is a ton more pics of the work here – http://www.flickr.com/photos/marchorowitz/sets/72157602060759965/
Filed under 004 The Center For Improved Living, intss blog by on Sep 17th, 2007. 1 Comment.
First come, first serve.
I’m going to be giving away some of my food over the next few weeks, so if the mayo doesn’t interest you, I also have about 15 cans of sardines, a couple “aged” granola bars, some lettuce “soup” in the bottom of my fridge (it was once a head of lettuce, but has taken on a new more mature look now), a few peeps to remember Easter 2003, and about four other exciting things. Want something? Just send an e-mail to marchorowitzsbigfoodgiveaway at ineedtostopsoon dot com. Postage is on you.
For those of you that were interested in the newly expired horseradish, sorry, gave it to the neighbors.
[tags]mayo free marc horowitz big food giveaway[/tags]
Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on Aug 20th, 2007. 1 Comment.
Get into the Alone Zone with the Guest Eliminator!
A great way to drive unwanted or lingering guests out of your place in a hurry.
Here’s how it works:
1) Set the system up in a discreet location in your home
2) Place a piece of stinky food under (or on) the fan
3) Turn the fan on
4) Sit back and watch your guests leave almost immediately!
Note: If they ask about the smell, say you have no idea where it’s coming from.
Kit comes with clip fan and bowl.
[tags]marc horowitz invention guest eliminator fan stinky food[/tags]
Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on Aug 13th, 2007. 4 Comments.
Should I be scared that there are dozens of little yellow penises growing in my plant inside my home?
[tags]penis fungi[/tags]
Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on Aug 7th, 2007. 3 Comments.
ahhhhhhh… and the first place I visited… Staples. I missed big office supply stores so much!
[tags]staples office supplies supply USA united states too much stuff marc horowitz returns[/tags]
Filed under intss blog by on Aug 6th, 2007. Comment.
This is a close-up video of the sun reflecting off the water taken during a hi-speed boat ride from Bellagio to Como on Lake Como in Italy. There are no effects, the purple is feedback/ noise from the video camera (canon g7).
I’m not sure who the music is by. If you know, let me know.
note: I was not high when I made this.
[tags]water,reflections,lake,como,italy,marc,horowitz,boat,ride,feedback,noise,sun[/tags]
Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on Aug 5th, 2007. 2 Comments.
