The First Annual All American Food Festival

I hosted a dinner of various folks with the theme all-american food. Cheetos, meatloaf, jello moulds, hamburger helper, bologna and white bread, among others. I personally didn’t feel so hot afterward and I know a few others were in a similiar position.

more to come… I have to go to my temporary job of picking drunk folks up and driving them home. I arrive on a scooter, fold it up, throw it in their trunk, and drive them and their car home. Take the scooter out, unfold it and ride away to the next call. A good way to make some cash and save lives.

The lobster bibs were a nice touch; look at steve reaching for my crotch (I just noticed that – bad Steve).